Category: Humor

8 Strong Parenting Opinions I Had Before Having Kids (And Why I Was Wrong About It All)

8 Strong Parenting Opinions I Had Before Having Kids (And Why I Was Wrong About It All)

“My baby will never use a pacifier. They’re such a gross habit.”  I believed this for a long time. Like, even after they were born, I still didn’t plan to give them a paci. But they got pacifiers in the NICU, which makes sense. They […]

11 Things Twin Moms Hear Every Single Day

11 Things Twin Moms Hear Every Single Day

I get approached every time I go anywhere with Alex and Nathan. I’m pretty introverted, so talking to strangers isn’t my favorite thing ever, but I get it. Twins are rare, interesting, and fun. When you go run errands for the day, you don’t expect […]

10 Real Quotes We Never Thought We’d Say Before Having Babies

10 Real Quotes We Never Thought We’d Say Before Having Babies

Parents, I really want y’all to add to this! The stuff that comes out of our mouths everyday are things we never imagined having to say to another person. Here are 10 things that me or James have said out loud in real life since […]

No, We Are Not Trying for a Girl

No, We Are Not Trying for a Girl

When I found out I was having twins, before I knew what the sex would be, everyone said the same thing: “I hope you have a boy and a girl, so you’ll have both!” Never mind the fact that I already knew they were identical […]

5 Weird & Embarrassing Things That Happened to Me While Pregnant

5 Weird & Embarrassing Things That Happened to Me While Pregnant

 My pregnancy with the twins wasn’t too terrible, and most of what I dealt with was pretty standard – nausea, hypersensitive nose, fatigue. Still, some stuff that happened to me felt way out of left field and I found myself googling “is this normal” every […]

The 5 Dumbest Items from My Baby Registry

The 5 Dumbest Items from My Baby Registry

Alexander and Nathan were my first pregnancy, and prior to having them, I knew little about babies and even less about having multiples. ­­So I went off Pinterest suggestions and store checklists when it was time to do my baby registry. Some things I registered […]